May 2013
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore
catswithbenefits:
daddog:
catswithbenefits:
are coochies gluten free?
not if they have a yeast infection
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
hiidylan:
me: *waits for angry male anon bitching about his uncircumcised penis via message*
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner:
owning a gun
is a right
having healthcare
is a privilege
keep-calm-stay-healthy:
recovery-ghost:
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
me everyday: i look ugly today
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
high-blogging:
lntelligent:
i wish self-hatred burned calories
internetexplorers:
mayameows:
internetexplorers:
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
slenclerman:
slenclerman:
i put the sex in dylsexia